Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

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Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."