What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Robbery Jokes More Robbery Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window