Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

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Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

Promiscuous Girl Jokes More Promiscuous Girl Jokes

What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed?

A tater thot

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.