Belgium Jokes

  • Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

    Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

  • Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

    ze Hoegaarden.

  • What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

    Ned Flanders

  • Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

    Because there is only one B in Belgium

  • What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

    Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

  • What do you call little kids in Belgium?

    Brusselsprouts

  • How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

    He wears the cardboard box on his boots.