Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

Range Jokes More Range Jokes

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means