What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.