Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.