Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's a dentists favorite time?

Tooth hurty

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

Foreskin Jokes More Foreskin Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Tobacco Jokes More Tobacco Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth