Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

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Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?

They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".