What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

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Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates