How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

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What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether