Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

Topping Jokes More Topping Jokes

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"