How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.