Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

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Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes