What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

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Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

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Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

What is Stannis Baratheon's favorite genre of metal?

Grindcore

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What do you call a really handsome potato?

A spud.

What do you call a rotten potato?

A dud of a spud.