Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

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Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

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What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.