Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !