What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.

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How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.