What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.