What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

Why did the tire pop?

Because it retired.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated