What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi