At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony
A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
They'll tell you.
Because he was inuit to win it
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
It was selling coke.
Neighbor
They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.
Because he always came in a lil behind.
we're walking four abreast."
Just a Daesh.
When the chips are down!
They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.
OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee
They heard there was water at the end
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
