What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

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What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

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ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

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I'll tell you later

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Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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It just waves

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Constellation.

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A group of dentists who work together.

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What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

a conundrum