What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.