Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

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What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

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How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What is my dentist's favorite indie band?

Fluoride and the Machine

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By growing up.

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you