How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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Hare in your milk!

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How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

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What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite compound?

What " "A mole ester"

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Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.