Banjo Player Jokes

  • What will you never say about a banjo player?

    A: That's the banjo player's porsche.

  • Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

    A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

  • What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?

    A: Will the defendant please rise.

  • What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

    A tattoo.

  • Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

    The devil has standards.