When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!