How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

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How did the butcher cure cancer?

With salt.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.