Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

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Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

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What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry