How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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Because it was a government job.

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Igloos it together.

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Islam Dunk

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Turban Outfitters!

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He was looking for Robin's nest.

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Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

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The Dine-and-Daesh.