Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!