Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

Approve Jokes More Approve Jokes

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!