Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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Your in 8.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River