What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

Where do sad Ukrainians go?

Crimea River.