How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

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Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"