What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...