Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife