What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

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What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

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Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack