How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

How do you know if a black lady is pregnant?

If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.