How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why can't the man take his job seriously?

Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.