What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

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What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.