Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

Previous Random Joke Next

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why don't you?

Because I can't think of a single thing to say!

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Stutter Jokes More Stutter Jokes

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...