What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"