6 Jokes

  • Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

    7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

  • Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

    They thought 7 was pretty odd.

  • Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

    He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

  • When is a 2 literally a 6?

    When it has metaphor.

  • Why did 9 bust 1?

    Because 6 8 9

  • Why are we at the vet?

    Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

  • How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

    not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

  • How do I know?

    They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

  • What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?


  • What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

    Mercedes Benz...

  • Why is 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7 is a registered six offender.

  • Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

    That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

  • What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

    One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

  • What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

    You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

  • What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

    The Boston marathon finish line.

  • What are your thoughts on it?

    ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

  • What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

    About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

  • What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?

    A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac

  • Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

    Because off sequence, Yoda was.

  • Why was 6 scared?

    Because 7 was a 6 offender.

  • What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

    A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

  • Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

    A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

  • Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7 ate 9

  • Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

    Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

  • When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?


  • Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

    Because in charge Yoda was.

  • What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

    A 6 pack and a potato.

  • Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

    Because 7 was mean. Get it?

  • Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

    Because 7 8 9!

  • What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

    It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

  • Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

    Because 9, 8, 7....

  • What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

    Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

  • Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

    He puts down the three and carries the one.

  • Why is the number 6 always angry?

    Because 789

  • What's WRONG with me?

    I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

  • Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

    Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

  • What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

    Because 7 8 9 A

  • What did 6 say to 9?

    Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

  • What is 6 afraid of 7?

    Because size matters.

  • Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

    Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

  • Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

    Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

  • What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

    I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

  • What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ?

    A morese-quito !

  • How much time do I have left, doctor?

    Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

  • Why was this in the trash?

    Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

  • What has 6 eyes but cant see?

    3 blind mice.

  • Why was 6 afraid of 7.938?

    It was being irrational.

  • What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

    6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

  • What is the temperature of the average coffin?

    6 Below

  • Where did the tornado go?

    Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

  • What's 6" long and women love it?

    100$ bill.

  • Why did Jared lose so much weight?

    He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

  • What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?


  • What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

    Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

  • What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

    A pimp

  • What's your cell phone?

    iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

  • Why did the skeleton leave the party?

    Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

  • How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

    They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

  • Why do women have trouble parking?

    Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

  • How do '90s kids count to 6?

    Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

  • What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

    Being 5 foot 6

  • Why did the number 6 cry?

    Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

  • Why was 5 afraid of 6?

    Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

  • Why did 6 break up with 7?

    Because 7 ate 9 out

  • What's red, 6in. long and my gf cries when I feed it to her?

    Her Miscarriage.

  • Why is 6 divorcing 7?

    Because 7 8 out 9.

  • Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

    Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

  • What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

    a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

  • What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

    I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

  • What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

    A 6-pack and a potato.

  • What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

    My iPhone 6.

  • What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?


  • Why was 6 afraid of 11?

    Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

  • How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

  • Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

    For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

  • What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?