6 Jokes
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Why does 7 make 6 nervous?
7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.
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Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
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Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
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When is a 2 literally a 6?
When it has metaphor.
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Why did 9 bust 1?
Because 6 8 9
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Why are we at the vet?
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
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How do I know?
They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes
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What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?
Hodor?
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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?
Mercedes Benz...
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered six offender.
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Why is 1 disapproving of 6?
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
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What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?
You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.
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What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The Boston marathon finish line.
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What are your thoughts on it?
ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives
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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?
About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.
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What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?
A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac
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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?
Because off sequence, Yoda was.
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Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
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What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
A dead baby in 6 trash cans.
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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9
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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?
Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...
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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?
6
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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?
Because in charge Yoda was.
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What's in an Irish 7 course meal?
A 6 pack and a potato.
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Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?
Because 7 was mean. Get it?
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Why was number 6 scared of number 7?
Because 7 8 9!
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What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?
It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.
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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?
Because 9, 8, 7....
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What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?
Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that
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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?
He puts down the three and carries the one.
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Why is the number 6 always angry?
Because 789
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What's WRONG with me?
I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.
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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
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What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?
Because 7 8 9 A
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What did 6 say to 9?
Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD
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What is 6 afraid of 7?
Because size matters.
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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
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What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ?
A morese-quito !
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How much time do I have left, doctor?
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
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Why was this in the trash?
Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.
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What has 6 eyes but cant see?
3 blind mice.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7.938?
It was being irrational.
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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
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What is the temperature of the average coffin?
6 Below
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Where did the tornado go?
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
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What's 6" long and women love it?
100$ bill.
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Why did Jared lose so much weight?
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
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What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?
Hexagon.
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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
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What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A pimp
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What's your cell phone?
iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
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Why did the skeleton leave the party?
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
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How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?
They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...
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Why do women have trouble parking?
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
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How do '90s kids count to 6?
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?
Being 5 foot 6
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Why did the number 6 cry?
Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)
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Why was 5 afraid of 6?
Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...
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Why did 6 break up with 7?
Because 7 ate 9 out
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What's red, 6in. long and my gf cries when I feed it to her?
Her Miscarriage.
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Why is 6 divorcing 7?
Because 7 8 out 9.
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Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?
Because the hamburger is in the ground state.
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What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?
a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
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What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?
I don't know they were speaking Spanish.
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What do you call a seven course Irish meal?
A 6-pack and a potato.
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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??
My iPhone 6.
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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?
Parole.
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Why was 6 afraid of 11?
Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.
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How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!
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Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?
For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."
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What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?
Cuba