Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

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Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.