Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

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What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."