Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.
Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
They'll tell you
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
Married.
Because 7 was mean. Get it?
7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.
