How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

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What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

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I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)