How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

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How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

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How heavy is a dumpling?

Wanton

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*