Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

Newer magazines

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.